{"id":441,"date":"2009-10-30T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T14:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/2009\/10\/30\/whats-it-like-sitting-next-to-jeff-sawyer\/"},"modified":"2009-10-30T09:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T14:28:00","slug":"whats-it-like-sitting-next-to-jeff-sawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/2009\/10\/30\/whats-it-like-sitting-next-to-jeff-sawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s it like sitting next to Jeff Sawyer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uml.edu\/Admissions\/visituml\/tour%20guides\/images\/Jeff-tn.jpg\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uml.edu\/Admissions\/visituml\/tour%20guides\/images\/Jeff-tn.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>It&#8217;s pretty awesome! He&#8217;s always tap-tap-tapping away on the keys and sipping his coffee while listening to his ipod. He&#8217;s the man. I mean, if I could be anyone in the world, right now, it&#8217;d be Jeff Sawyer. He&#8217;s always got a style, a certain flair, pinash, his aura just exhudes confidence and testosterone. He&#8217;s slick and smooth with everyone; Never revealing too much of himself, but always giving just enough of himself to keep you mesmerized. Right now he&#8217;s typing up a blog post on Halloween, checking out what&#8217;s going on on Gotta Be Here! I think he&#8217;s doing it on purpose. He&#8217;s letting me be a creepo, but that&#8217;s Jeff, always doing for others. Waht would it be like to be Jeff Sawyer? I bet it&#8217;d be like dying and going to heaven. God he&#8217;s typing so fast. He&#8217;s the typing God! He slaps carpal tunnel in the face with his Fingers of Titanium Alloy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Alright enough of this creepiness because it&#8217;s creeping me out!<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>(Damn he saw it!)<\/p>\n<div>Allan<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s pretty awesome! He&#8217;s always tap-tap-tapping away on the keys and sipping his coffee while listening to his ipod. He&#8217;s the man. I mean, if I could be anyone in the world, right now, it&#8217;d be Jeff Sawyer. He&#8217;s always &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/2009\/10\/30\/whats-it-like-sitting-next-to-jeff-sawyer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/orientation-ambassadors\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}