{"id":170,"date":"2015-01-12T01:24:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T06:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/india-uml-bvb\/?p=170"},"modified":"2015-01-12T01:24:57","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T06:24:57","slug":"i-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-a-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.uml.edu\/india-uml-bvb\/2015\/01\/12\/i-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-a-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"I scream, you scream, we all scream for\u2026 a toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"

8:30 AM<\/p>\n

The day before yesterday, Austin tried some wicked good Ice-cream. As a lactose intolerant person, she was completely fine. So she and I, the scientists that we clearly are, deemed ice-cream from India perfectly fine to eat for these three reasons:<\/p>\n

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  1. The Chai tea is made from Buffalo milk, so clearly the ice-cream must be made from the same thing.<\/li>\n
  2. Since Austin tried the Ice-cream and nothing happened, Buffalo\u2019s milk must be better than cow\u2019s milk.<\/li>\n
  3. Since we are both lactose intolerant, coincidentally we should have the same symptoms.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Turns out despite the glaring similarities between Austin and I, we aren\u2019t twins. I feel like I took a ride on the worst roller coaster of my life.<\/p>\n

    11:41 PM<\/p>\n

    I spoke too soon; Austin and I are clearly twins because we both feel like, \u201call of the things\u201d are wrong. We also had chicken last night so we can\u2019t tell whether or not it\u2019s from the chicken or the Ice-cream. Moral of the story: Don\u2019t experiment when you know you aren\u2019t a genius, despite popular belief.<\/p>\n

    I won\u2019t be eating anything dairy or \u201cnon veg\u201d until my feet touch America soil. Until then I\u2019ll scream for\u2026 Puri or garlic naan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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